1. If God could microwave a burrito so hot, He himself could not eat it… what flavour would that burrito be?
2. What kind of architect designs the evil villain lairs?
“I want the poisonous gas to come out that vent… I want this button to trigger a self-destruction sequence in the case my evil lair is compromised… I want this hatch to open so that I can launch my doomsday device from it”
I wonder if jobmine has these kind of positions open for architecture…
3. I wonder what’s worse… permanently having x-ray vision or not having the rules of friction apply to me.
4. HOLY CRAP LOST IS OVER!?!? What a bad ending.
5. Do oompa loompas have emotions?
6. If everyone in the world jumped on the spot where they were standing at the exact same time… what would happen?
7. It would be amazing that if instead of raising our hands to answer a question in class we had to dance in our chairs until we were chosen to respond. (click click click) muahahaha.
#2 - There was an "evil genius" position during the first round on Jobmine
ReplyDeletethe stupid was from me.
ReplyDeleteHI!
I'm pretty sure not having the rules of friction apply is worse than having x-ray vision. Once you started walking or moving, you'd never be able to stop!
ReplyDeleteyou'd stop when you hit a wall perfectly perpendicular to your flow of motion. i think.
ReplyDeletei guess your mazada suffers in your frictionless world!
ReplyDeletethe other stupid was from me.
ReplyDeleteand OBVIOUSLY oompa loompas have emotions, it's all over their faces. CLEARLY.
=P