which way to the beach?

Well....



FIRST, you take a LEFT turn.



Then, you take a RIGHT turn.



then you make a UUUUUUU turn!!!!

...

Boredom + Haircut shop closed for the holidays... = yeeaaahhhh.....

And you guys wonder why I like getting my hair cut so often... now y'all be BEGGING me to get it cut!!!

Consider this a late Christmas gift to you, my readers! Derek as stupid as ever. (what more could you ask for?)

P.S. To all of you reconsidering the future of our friendship... I promise to never.. ever.. EVER do this again.

DQOTD (Derek's Question of the day! - answer in comments!!) - What was your best gift this Christmas?

A: my book 'just do something' from my mom... mostly b/c it took awesome ninja skills for her to find out I wanted it.